My friend Paige has a lab puppy named Bailey. He is your typical puppy in terms of energy (high) and infractions (chewing everything from shoes to tampons). I found it particularly amusing that he recently chewed up his noise-emitting training collar, to the point it is no longer usable.
Bravo, Bailey. I wonder what your next act will entail. A word to the wise: stay away from your mama’s stilettos or you might find yourself with a one-way ticket back to where she got you.